so my grandmother just told me a joke…
“Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?”
“I dunno, ‘cause flowers are pretty cool?”
“In loving memory of all the faces that were buried there.”
i just like omg grandMA NO
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"why do you always wear black"
cause i’m ready for ur funeral bitch
congratulations! it’s friday and you are still alive and functioning. job well done, champ.
now go buy yourself some flowers and wine. take care of yourself.
Anonymous asked:
What do you enjoy in life?
h-o-r-n-g-r-y answered:
I enjoy simple things. I enjoy having a talk with my mother, sleeping, long dinners, having sex, having a real conversation with someone, staying up late at night drinking beer, laughing hard, open-minded people, concerts, songs that happen to get a place in my head, winter winds, childhood-memories, spontaneous road trips, people who say: “I eat pussy and not animals”.
i only want to live a moomin life. no major worries, growing vegetables, picking flowers, cooking and eating, drinking homemade fruit juices and going to the beach whenever i want
